Dai chi settled liao !

HAPPY ENDING: One of the complainants Lee Yun Lee shaking hands with DCP Yahaya while Hoh (black tie) and Liew (yellow tie) look on after the meeting yesterday.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/2/10/nation/13350922&sec=nation (English Version)
http://www.sinchew.com.my/content.phtml?sec=1&artid=200602091403 (chinese version)

The 11 men who had thier head shaved had decided no to sue against the policemen from Kajang after the closed-door meeting with Selangor top cop Deputy Comm(DCP) Datuk Yahaya Udin.

Wat the hell is this? How can the problem settled like this?Wat the fuck did the closed-door meeting talk about? Did the DCP Yahaya's ass fucked one by one by those 8 Ah Peks in the meeting?

Ah Peks: "Hey, ur asshole is damn narrow, we fucked it very syok! It is syoker than we fuck our wives!"

Yahaya: Ya , i eat tongkat ali everyday. It can nourish my lancau and asshole as well.

Red-shirted guy:" Hey , let we give a big applaud to the Yahaya asshole!!"

(Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!)

Based on the news, DCP Yahaya said he will appoint a senior officer from the state police headquarters to investigated the issue. Again, WTF is it? The issue has been settled , still investivate for wat? To give a reasonable answer to the public? I think he better investigate how much Ah Pek's sperm left in his own asshole rather than the issue.

No matter wat the result of investigation come out, I think that those Kajang police who responsible in this issue should be punished. What the punishment? Is simple, shaving thier head lorr....

Can u imagine how will it be the polices in Kajang? Dun worry, i can help urs to imagine with the picture here...

Kajang polices after having punishment of shaving innocent Ah Peks hair!

Sorry, i cant find the Malaysian bald police pic, but the bald Ang Moh polices are cool, right? The polices hv got thier hair shaved should no worry coz they will no lost their career after this as the Ah Peks have forgiven them. And the bald police in Kajang dun need to shame. Coz there are alot of bald policemen have became the heroes.

For example , in Hong Kong they have:

"光头佬" 麦嘉 (Maka Carl)! in 最佳拍档(Aces go places)

Is it cool? If u think he is no strong enough to be a police in Kajang and he is too old. Nevermind.
As in the west, they have:

Vin Diesel in xXx!!!!

I think he is truly qualify to represent the police in Kajang .
Huh??? No enough famous and influential in the east?

Again, Nevermind, I hv another idea.

The most influential , famous , strongest, cleverest and justness bald policeman in the world ( no matter in the east or west) is



Is he really bald? Dun believe?

Yes , i m really bald.

Will the Kajang polices(and Malaysian polices) become Robocop after the lesson and punishment? Haha.
Lets we open our eyes and see wat will happen.

11 old mahjong players became bald footballer?

A BALD EXPERIENCE: These were among a group of 11 elderly friends who had their Chinese New Year reunion mahjong session cut short in a coffee shop in Kajang when police raided and arrested them for gambling illegally on Jan 30. They were taken to the district police headquarters, put in a lock-up and had their heads shaven bald. Among the eight who gave a press conference to complain of the treatment are (from left) Chee Kit Sing, 65, Chi Kong Eng, 31, Tee Boon Kiah, 55, Lee Chu Heng, 63, Lim Kee Swee,64, Lee Swee Fong, 49, and Lim Yew Bee, 54. - Starpic by KAMARUL ARIFFIN

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/2/3/nation/13288530&sec=nation

http://www.sinchew.com.my/content.phtml?sec=1&sdate=2006-02-03&artid=200602021872 (Chinese version)


Ah Pek that old oso kena bully.
(click to enlarge)

Haiyo... Malaysian police have been blamed for many time but still dunno how to learn from past experience. Actually i dun want to break to Malaysian police's reputation , bcoz this is only been done by a little part of the silly polices. There hv been complain by alot of people , i juz dun want to put oil on the fire here.




Police kena banyak complains . (Click to enlarge)

There are oso many ppl complains that those malay police arrest chinese ppl of having fun during CNY. However , the police said they hv been by somebody who losing a lot of money in the mahjong. See the news . http://www.sinchew.com.my/content.phtml?sec=1&sdate=2006-02-04&artid=200602031740 Ya, got inform b4 arresting ppl is considered correct in LAW, but the main point been discuss here is: Y the 11 old mahjong kaki's hair should be shaved?" Y the fucking police shaved their hair? Even some of the Ah Peks no hair ord oso kena shaved. Based of the previos news i hv shown, The Kajang OCPD Asst Comm Mohd Noor Hakim said:
剪髮行動是由輪值看守扣留所的警員執行，因此每次執行者不同. ( The police who decide to take action on shaving hair is different everytime.)

I suddently know the reason y the police who shaved thier hair taked the action on the 11 mahjong kaki. Its simple, juz bcoz he is a football maniac! And he like all the Botak footballer like Ronaldo , Roberto Carlos and Samuel Eto'o. Other than that , he has some mental problem on making ppl into footballer.

The amount on Mahjong kaki is sensitive to him too.11.
The mahjong players jin suey...Especially in CNY.

This is wat the police take in mind when looking at those mahjong player arrested.

(From left: Ronaldo, Jaap Stam , Glen Johnson(hide behind), Lilian Thuram, Fedrick Ljungberg, David Beckham, Roberto Carlos, Roy Keane, Fabian Barthez, Samuel Eto'o and Sebatian Veron.)

The police made a new assumption on all the Malaysian mind.
"Gambling kena tangkap, Going to bold"
The police hv made a important history.
If u want to gamble next time , pls gamble in other than 11 ppl, u can gamble in 9,1o , 12, 13ppl , but pls dun 11. As u will be bold.

By chance , we know that Some famous botak footballer is a big gambler too. For ex, Ronaldo, he loves gamble other than fucks Models. Thats y he bold all the times. For those who dunno Ronaldo, this is his poster.

(Ronaldo said: My hobbies are fucking model and gambling in Monte Carlo, not fotball.)

My most favorite footballer-- Ronaldo
(click to enlarge) : I like gamling thats y i bold all the time.

The most handsome footballer in the world-- David Beckham had been botak b4. Thats wat he said but no published by all newspaper in the world. Only available in alienadi.blogspot.com

(click to enlarge to read wat he said): I bald becoz i kena arrested gambling.

Other than football player, other sports player who like gambling like hell oso bald like usual
For example:


< Everybody know Michael Jordan has lost a lot of money on Lag Vegas.He like gambling, that y he bold.

Again, I would like to advise all the gambler in Malaysia, pls dun gamble in 11 players, u will be going bald if u kena arrested by police. It is a sentitive number for football maniac.
Besides 11 will be the new pantang words on chinese gambling believed other than book(书:lose) and others...... The police should take the credit.

New food in Malacca!

Sorry for no post for a long time due to CNY and alot of works todo after CNY holiday.This is my shortest period i was in home for CNY in my life. I had only 4 days in my home town.Haiz...
Of course, i met my friends during CNY,we gathered at a restaurant called Grand Continental. I saw a funny name in the menu: Sailor's Cigarrette ice-cream.
WTF is it?





Hv u seen this ice-cream b4, sure no, bcoz this is only available in my homestate-- Malacca.
I ask the the boss there
"Hey! Lau Pan, WTF is this?"
"Ice - Creeam lor..."Boss said.
"U siao ah! Y got a cigarette on the ice cream?"
" Hey teenager, there are a history behind the ice-cream, u still young , u dunno."
" Hah? History? juz tell me!"
" ...... (Granmum story)"

The history is something like that: Mallacca was a well-known international port in the 14th century, a lot of Ang Moh sailors came here to do business by big ships.
At that time,there were no ppl in the area know wat cigarrette is.Then the Ang Mohs sailor brought their cigarrettes to sell here. So, the 1st cigarrette in the Asean region was brought by Ang Moh sailor with a big ship. The purpose that the boss made the ice-cream is to let Malaccans and the visitors know how the 1st cigarrette in the region came from.

"Ha? is it true?" i said.
"Believe or no is up to u." boss said.
".... How we eat the ice cream?"
"Eat and smoke at the same time lorr... stupid. My air-cond is loud and ice-cream is cold.So, i give u Dunhill Red to keep ur body warm , u wouldnt forget the taste after that."
"OMG!"

Actually the ice-cream no that nice, but i dun dare to complain coz i worry the boss tell me another grandmother story again.

The fucking pukima bo chi kena bangla fucked Robbers!

I hate to fuck ppl's mum, but i hv been forced to fuck the three robbers' mum who robbed my sister's car(Proton Iswara) yesterday night in KL.My sis live in a terrace house in KL, was robbed by three cibai ,pukima chinese robbers in front of her house when she came out from car to opened the gate let the car drived in.Cibai kani sue, been robbed right b4 chinese new yr.
If i catch the robbers, i will chop off thier whole lampaci and hang it on the Petronass Twin Tower(KLCC)let the whole KL-ians to see how the three robbers' who robbed a gal lampaci be. I think the 3 robbers lampaci must be small gal's nipper.
Luckily , my sis were safe, no injured, but her Proton Iswara has been roobed juz b4 CNY. Chao cibai betul, fuck the robbers mum, grandmum, sis, father'asshole , brother's asshole..... whole family.( i ithink this is the oni way to release my tension now).
I think b4 i chop off thier lampaci, they are naturally Bo Chi(no ball).How can the 3 guys rob a gal ? Really Bochi , right? If they are Bochi, nvm, i will chop off thier whole lancau and hang it on the KL Tower , again , to let all the KL-ians know how short are the three robbers lancau!
So, the robbers, dun let me see u, i will promise u wouldnt hv child after that.Is a real fucking promise!My sis's car number is MAM 715, a white Proton Iswara, if any body dare to chop the robbers lancau , juz chop like i said when u see the car.
Beside the car, my sis hp and the money in the wallet have oso been robbed by the cibai lancau bochi mother die robbers.They borned to be Bochi!
Do the robbers think they are the only chinese want to celebrate CNY? the other no? Then they can rob other ppl properties as they like? Cibailarr...
Hey! three fucking father die Bochi robbers, bosong come one by one larr... Dun be a noob and rob ppl things! See how i put the water pie into ur asshole and open the water to let ur ass buncit!
I would like to send some well-wishes to the robbers in this comming CNY

To: The robbers

If u hv gf, i wish she will be fucked by Aids Bangkla in CNY
If u hv daughter, I will she will be a cibai-smell prostitute work at Chow Kit road.
If U hv mum, i think she is pros too! i hope she can educate ur daugther how to be a good pros.
If u hv sis , juz fuck ur sis, coz nobody will fuck with u!
If u hv grandmum , i think she die from cibai and asshole cancer ord.
If u are a guy with lancau, juz chope it, coz it is useless!
Lastly, I hope all of ur robbers kena lampaci cancer at the 1st day of CNY and die no in peace at the chap goh meh with a lof of insect eating ur lancau and lampaci!

Swearing From : Alienadi( A lousy Malaysian NUS Student)

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

I read the previous post in Kennysia.com about Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?
I got this:

Congratulations Alienadi, you are...

Kenny Sia of kennysia.com

You have it all, or so you think. Big balls, big bird, big everything. Also a big heart and ever-ready big hug to give out to everybody who needs one. But you didn't know this. You're the one who need a hug the most. So hugs to you!

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

M i like Kennysia?
I dunno.
I would rather perfer Rockson than Kennysia as i think Kennysia blog is too commercial....

Fairy tale

Chinese New Yr is around the corner, but i still dun hv any new yr mood yet.Maybe this is the 1st time i m abroad b4 CNY. And there r no any CNY atmosphere in my hostel despite the majority are chinese.Maybe the new generation dunno wat diff between CNY, new yr and christmas, wat they know is all of these festival can be counted down....

I saw a very funny video clip recently, the two chinese guys damn diao....




Actually i dun like that song coz the rhythm too simple...( sound like pro )But i like the name ---- Fairy tale.

I believe there are a fairy tale in everybody life.Somebody still live in their fairy tale , and somebody's fairytale have gone.Unfortunately, i m the 2nd one.
For me, fairy tale is the happiest time in a person life, ppl will forget their future, their burden , their responsible to chase up for it.It may be too dangerous for person who has great future to chase for juz a short story in his life.
How bout ur fairytale, can u share vf me?

( this is my 1st post without vulgarism, pls support, k?)

Ministry of Sound--- V-bash06 by NUSSU PRU

Batman Coming? No, This is Ministry of Sound!

Last evening , I went Ministry of Sound(MoS) with Allen and Jeff due to there are a party called V-bash organised by NUSSU PRU(NUS Student Union Public Relationship Unit), for futher info, see my previous blog
http://alienadi.blogspot.com/2006/01/nus-party-in-ministry-of-sound.html#links.

We went into the club at around 8.30pm, this is the earliest time i hv gone for clubbing, coz there are a various show organised by NUSSU PRU. When we went into the MoS, got a pretty NUSSU commitee gave us a goodie bag, but we lost something into the bag after that, there are only some pukima useless things in the goodie bag like outdaded magazine, voucher, I though there r a condom inside for guys n gals after clubbing,but no condom inside coz i not sure wat university student behaviour nowadays , . haiz.. Maybe NUSSU PRU discourage PLAYSAFE lorr....

Things inside goodie bag, all uselss magazine and voucher,
no condom inside coz discourage PLAYSAFE( i think).

There are couple of sexy NOKIA gals promote new Nokia Models in a booth near inside the club. Some ang mohs took photo with them like the gals in cars exhibition. So, ppl only interested vf the two sexy Nokia gals, no the phone. Is it the NUSSU PRU's idea to appreciate the Nokia company as a sponsor for V-bash?I dunno coz i really dun understand wat is university student nowaday as i hv mentioned b4 even i m a U student too...I m a typical chinese , u know?


The sexy Nokia gals taken photo vf Ang Mohs! I like the blue shirt Nokia gal! Juz fucking cibai pretty!


After we found a place to sit, one of the NOKIA gal came to our place to promote the latest NOKIA hp--N91, the phone is nice, but the gal is sexier, wore V-collar mini shirt. So, the hamsap Jeff juz keep on looking the Nokia gals neh neh, not the phone! I hv pic to prove it!


Do u see the arrow? Where was Jeff looking at?


The V-bash began with some activities like Dance to win a Nokia HP, this contest won by my Medicine fac friend but not accompany vf us last night, the future doctor can dance qiute well, haha. Who dare to treated by him after this ? coz we dunno will he dance when surgery next time. Juz kidding larr.. He is my good friend and will be a good future doctor.
After that , there is a band called Reverie sang couple of rock song. I dunno how to appreciate that kind of rock songs , what i know is they juz shouted in front of audiences like a mad guy after eating some pills and they juz cant make the environment high... I think this was the worst show at that night.
The Riverie! Shake ur fucking body! ( Nobody shake)

The next show is my favourite!!!! Is bikini show!!! Wow!! They are some of the sexy Ang Mohs wore the bikini cat walk on the stage with the hot music! The musics Bing Bong!Bing Bong!Bing Bong! The Ang Mohs' kar chng(butt) Ting Tong! Ting Tong! And the AngMos' neh neh Toing! Toing! Toing!Toing! Make the guys' mouth Sik Suk ! Sik Suk! Sik Suk! ( the saliva sound) It is a damn nice matcing! I hv taken some video clip and photo to share vf u guys!














Did u see the Ang Mohs' blue panties? Damn small until half of her 15th Aug came out!




Walau... The Ang Mohs damn sexy, I watch until lancau tegak nak pancut!



And again, i dunno wat the fuck NUS students bare in mind nowadays. NUSSU (NUS Student Union) is the biggest society in NUS.How can they organise that kind of sexy bikini show in the public? Will they organise tiger show next time???? If they will , i suggest they advertise like that:

" Tiger Show in University Cutural Centre by NUS SEXIEST n PRETTIEST gals"
" U can able to see the U gals' cibai smoke cigarrettes in front of u!!!"
"The highest bidder can sleep with the Tiger Show gal with extra service like ice cream hot tea (suck cock vf ice and hot tea avaiable in Geylang) , Body bath and Body massage!!!"

I can sure that a lot of publics will go there especially the miang uncles. Is it a nice idea? Maybe, it will make NUS as Amsterdam of the east not Harvard of the east suggest by NUS chancellor.
As i said i m still a typical chinese come from a small kampong, above only my own opinion , it may a good but harsh advice to U student nowadays who like to follow the Ang Moh's tail....
The bikini show is the last show organised by NUSSU PRU ended sharp at 10pm. And our clubbing journey started! We ordered couple jugs of beers and vodka....We visited the room in MoS one by one... like:

Smovve-- R&B song , there were a lot of ppl there, all of them dance in a cage, like tigershow in America, haha... Or the cage match in WWE...However , u can feel very relax there...

Pure-- A nice high class bar with sofa and white decoration vf pink light, Juz nice!

54-- like a old school disco in 70's , quite good, But no 邓丽君song there.... If i were the DJ, i will put 邓丽君songs.

Inside the Pure, i like thats coz special for me!


Bar desk in Main Arena!






TOILET-- This is the biggest and most wonderful toilet i hv seen in the club!!!!
(thats y i put capital latter)
There r alot of screens in the toilet to watch when ppl shotting lizards(urine).

After we finish our beers and cups of vodka, my fren ,Allen lost!!! Fuck! I and Jeff searched him everywhere, and message him without reply...
Of course, we met him after that , He said : "i got drunk juz now, cant tahan and sleep on the toilet bowl!" This show how comfortable the toilet in the MoS!Allen get drunk is a usual things , he almost get drunk everytime he drink,he is tall(182cm)but even some of the gals can drink more than him, haiz.. A lousy lembab tak chek student...

After that we continue our dance, and some traquilles , beers and vodkas. The place are fun! And i did my usual clubbing eye exersice ( see the gals shaking neh neh)there, i found that there are still more gals in Zouk.Mayb evertime i went zouk is ladies night gua....
After dance and alchohol, Jeff started get drunk. Oh my god!He is bloodyful fat, I think i will leave him there overnight if he cant walk.Luckily , he still can walk, only speak like a mad indian guy.

After we finished our drink , we left MoS at around 130am, we took a taxi go back to NUS. In the journey going back to NUS, Jeff kept on talking like a mad guy in the taxi until the taxi driver smiled at him!!! Luckily he slept like a good baby in the taxi after that. For further info, pls log in to Jeff's blog--http://jeffyeoh.com/blog.html

Jeff slept in the taxi,(remind me the King Kong movie) , cute right?



I hv to say MoS is very fun. I like there! Compare to Zouk? I dunno how to compare coz there are diff types of fun. This is the 2nd times i went clubbing in this week! haiz.... cant clubbing after this ord due to no money and tutorial are goin to begin next week... I will only go clubbing after exam in April..... so sad. I promised myself i hv to study hard over this sem to push up my CAP!

Allen msn me after that, he said: Y Jeff and me got drunk, not u?
They dunno my father is 千杯不倒 when he was teenage( heard from my dad's friend) , Did he leave some genes for me? I dunno.My record is vomit one time and spoke like mabuk one time but ord couple yrs ago!
I told him : if u can treat me until mabuk b4 u bankrupt, i will post my mabuk face in the blog!

Zouk at wed night---ladies night

Yesterday, My friend, Jeff asked me to go Zouk, i said dun want coz tmr still hv lec at 10 am. I am a responsible student , u know..
Then he said:" hey, fucking cibai kiam siap, i pay for taxi fares , go lar... "
I think u guys know lar... ppl ajak like this and sponsor for ur taxi fares, it is very hard to decline .. So i went lorr even i hvnt prepared for my tmr lec yet.
V went inside the zouk arond 1130 , the place still cold, no hot yet, only flies danced....

Zouk still cold b4 12 am



After 1200 and several cups of alchohol, the place began high.... but i still no high yet, coz i m the person who very hard to high.( cool man, haha) The gals inside started shaking their neh nehs and butts, seem they were high ord. Unfortunately is, two of my friends are higher.....
One of my friend, called Ghen, he mabuk like siao only after several beers.... Haiz teenagers now a day, all bo eng...Even my grandfather can drink more than him. How can teenage get drunk easily? He tried to walking around , sitting on the ground and smiled his own self like a mad guy.... until the fucking cibai big body bouncer came to warn us to control him... Haiz, the 1st time i being warn in club....

My Mabuk friends smiled like a mad guy. Is he look like Korean?


The other drunker is my new friend , called Venessa. I knew her in the club coz she is Ghen's friend. She was even worst... totally couldnt able to control herself, she couldnt duduk diam diam after drunk, she juz shouted and want to ask for more beers, until the anothor bouncer came here to give us 2nd warning.Haiz.... We (4guys and 2 gals) try our best to control her...
I though no mood to play liao, since two of my friends mabuk like siao, however the music there become nicer and nicer, mambo no5 , god is the gal........ I and my friends all gian liao.... juz went down to dance, left Jeff and Leynord(new friend, study in france) looked after the two drunkers... haha.For more infomations about two mabuk ppl ,pls visit Jeff's blog-- http://jeffyeoh.com/blog.html a nice blog there....Luckily there are no my pic there coz i wouldnt mabuk so easy.
I was very fun at that night, knew new friends who study in Sydney, Fance, Poly, and NUS too... haha. My NUS new friend, called Shun Jin, if not mistaken, dun see her body small, but drink like a water tangki(Tank in Malay)!!!! Keep on asking Jeff to buy drink for her, until Jeff bankrupt , haha.... I will get rid from her next time in the club to prevent bankrupt. For
We went back to hostel at 4am and again Jeff paid for taxi fares, haha....I dunno how he survive in NUS after this with the few money left in his pockect.
I slept at 5 am and woke up at 830 this morning for 10am lec. I dunno y my energy came back after clubbing, I wouldnt feel bored in two damn fucking boring lec ( about law and history) today. Normally i will feel tiref after clubbing in the week day, damn wonder ler...
Should go clubbing frequenly? haha... Sat still hv MoS waiting for me.....

Talk about smoking....

Do you know what is this?



This is my personal ashtray in my room!

Can u see how much filter inside? I smoke quite a lot here (Singapore). And the cigarettes are fucking expensive here. Actually this is no "my " bowl(ashtray) , i stole it from my vietnamese cluster, coz i wanted to smoke but no ashtray in my room at that time. Haha. Who ask him to put his bowl in the the kitchen? U guys know lar , i would no buy that kind of old-style bowl. Even my grandmother oso doesnt want to use that kind of bowl.

Actually smoking in room is prohibited by my hostel. My hostel is PGPR(Prince George's Park Residences) , quite a famous university hostel in Singapore. But for me, there is sucks! There is agood plce for study(sometime only,based on the weather), but no a good place for fun. As the cibai lancau residences prohibited alot of things , like smoking , drinking alchohol, fucking in the room , ..... cibai....lancau....and so on. I strongly disagree the pukime rules in the residences coz two of my favorite activities have been banned(smoking and alchohol) Fuck the cibai management! I dun bother the rules, i smoke inside my room , but my friends very chai.. they smoke in the lounge ang TV room like nobody in the hostel!

We hv found another prohibited activity recently--- driking beer in the TV room, haha. V hv prepared peanuts to eat there! See got ppl report us or not.Fuck the hell!

For me , Singapore is a quite nice country, got a lot of interesting things, the only thing i dun like is the government prohibited smoking in a lot of place and the cigarrettes price are fucking dmn high! As i know, a lot of Singaporean guys suffer from impotent due to the daily pressure. For me, the only thing i will do to reduce pressure is smoking coz i know smoking can reduce stress. Does the Singapore gahmen know that kind of things? Clearly , they dun know, thats y a lot of guys suffer from impotent. Some statistics may show that smoking causes impotent , but who is those smoker? The people in stress , right? The stress people who smoking got impotent are no caused by smoking,is caused by stress! Do u know? fucking gahmen? Can u gahmen pls do a research about "is pressure causes impotent or not?" I can sure that the impotent rate will be higher than "smoking causes impotent" !!!! The statistic can oso prove that smoking can release stress.

The cibai gahmen ask ppl to born a lot of baby , the 1st thing they should do is make the cigarrates cheaper! Let the Singaporean guys have a good and easy method to reduce stress 1st. Hey cibai young Lee , do u hear my idea? U can try to smoke, it would no kill u , even help u to become a very strong man on the bed!

NUS party in Ministry of Sound!!!

Today is a hot afternoon after several rainy days, unfortunately , i had to go out in this afternoon, cibai. I walked like a babi panggang under the sun.I need to go OCBC to bank in my money, when i went there the bank was closed. So i used the deposit my machine to bank in , then the lancau machine showed me:" Some of bank note is no accepted". Cibai.... I juz knew the OCBC (O Chee Bye Company) deposit machine can not accept the $1000 bank note.Fuck u! How if i being robbed on the halfway when i goin back to my resident? I angry until wanted to break the machine but i dun dare coz the security there.Haiz....

This is the 1st saterday of my new semester. I would like to summarize all my lecture here. All of my this sem lecturers are damn boring.. Thier voices have no tone, rhythm and tempo, lke the muslim read the Al-Quran. Fuck u.. If like this i better study in UIAM (University Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia) rather than NUS.I think NUS should send all the boring lecturer to study with the clown 1st b4 giving lecture in NUS. Is it a good idea?

I hv received this advertisement(posted below) yesterday by NUS Student Union Public Relationship Unit(NUSSU PRU) . The unit want to organise a party at the S'pore newest night club --- Ministry of Sound(MoS). This maybe a good news for me, bcoz i m a disco kaki too. But, can we find this kind of party in Malaysia university? No. Are there all the NUS student like to go night club? I no sure with the answer. What i know is S'pore is a opened country, then NUS would be a opened university, and are the NUS gals opedned? hehe... I m sure i can still easily find a lot of beautiful virgins in every Malaysia university,but can i easily find it in NUS? I m no sure with the answer. Are every beautiful gal in NUS cibai hv been 'opened' by other guys? Can somebody tell me the answer? Is it the reason NUS ranked too quatile in the world? Haiz.. then i hv to go back Malaysia to find my dream beautiful virgin wife liao..... Bcoz i m still a traditional guy come from a tradisional chinese family with traditional minded despite i act and looked like Ah Beng......

Ah! Dun bother the virgin things 1st, i hv no been to MOS yet, i will go there next Saturday. I like to go disco bcoz i like to see sexy gals shake thier needed fuck body very hiao on the stage. Thier neh neh big big , shaking kuat kuat , like papaya gugur! Especially this time most of the gals are university student! I would like to see how deep are the university gals' longkang, r they deeper than longkang in NUS?I promise u guy i will post some pictures in my blog if i go there.

This is the advertisement about the party in MOS by NUSSU PRU!

Heavy rain cause soil erosion at NUS Business School!!!

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/060111/5/singapore187693.html
Y should i keep concern with that cibai news? It is no becoz i m NUS student, this is bcoz i m NUS Building and Real Estate student! As we know, NUS has create alot of profesions in every field , how can this kind of technical thing happened in NUS itself? Where did our professors go? Fuck gals? Eat shit?or.. no enough proffesion? Will this news break the NUS's prestige especially in building course?
Will the companies no accept my Building and real estate certificate becoz of this news after 4 years ? Cibailarr... only a liitle heavy rain during the rain season can already cause the soil ersion in NUS , how about rain season next yr? If the fucking rain heavier or longer, what could happen in NUS? Will all the building collapse? I hope this will be happened, coz i dun need to attend lecture, haha... However i hope the NUS proffesor who know every things about the landscape can look after the NUS's landscape to prove their proffesion 1st b4 talking cock to the students ok?
The kaniniabu chao cibai rain continuosly ore than 5 days ord, i hv expected there will be flooded in M'sia , coz i dun believe the longkang system in M'sia. haha. My expectation has no mistaken, some of the place in Johor,M'sia flood ord..... http://www.cna.tv/stories/other/view/35408/1/gb/.html
Haiz.. When will the water channel system or the longkang system in M'sia improved? When Putra Jaya flood? Do the MPs know the lousy lancau water channel could cause a lot of people suffer from flood? Eat shit they know! KNNBCCB! Next time i oso want to be a MPs in M'sia, can take rasuah, can daysleep, can fuck gal and dun need to work and take responsible. It is a fucking nice job!

My FHM calendar!

I hv bought a FHM last year Dicember. Actually i m no FHM permanent reader, i bought it because of the sexy calendar inside. It is 12 sexy models inside and some models that i like, like Amber Chia..She is damn sexy... I saw her i will straight away tegak! IF i can f*ck her , i willing to die ten years earlier! God! can u help me? haha.
As it is a month calendar, i forced to see every model in a month. For example the January model, Steph Song , i dunno her , but Sexy too! Got a little bit like Lucy Liu... Haha ..One of my friend told me , actually he dun need a calendar in his room but he still put some sexy gals calendar in his room coz he can mastubate very syok in front of the calendar! He said he can imagine how syok is Amber Chia when he shoot on the Amber Chia's face! Fuck Gau him!!!! I would no do that things coz i dun wanna make the calendar dirty.


My favourite model ! Amber Chia! This coming March will be my happiest month!






The January model, Steph Song, sexy? Right?

My 1st day of my 2nd sem in NUS

Today, 9 Jan 2006, is my 1st day in NUS after my one month vacation. My lancau body still like no willing to start doing anything. Maybe the weather make me become lazy, it rain for 3 days since i came Singapore. Did i bring water to Singapore? For cantonese, Water means money!
I hv set a target for this sem , i want my fucking CAP above 4! Will it be reality? See lorr...
If i get 4 for CAP, i will change my Blog title, from lousy to good... coz i m no longer lousy,haha(dreaming). My 1st lecture is 7pm today, i hv read the note 1st.. I saw my new lecturer name in my 1st page of my note--- Moses , CFA , the name , Moses , seem like intelegence, but , wat the hell is CFA? Cibai Lancau Analyst? After doing research, i know that it is Chartered Financial Analyst, Wow..... Damn fucking nice title. Sry Prof Moses.
Oh! i forgot to tell u all, i hv dyed a yellow hair wth red highlight. I no longer seen like Tak Chek Kia... However , one of my friend complain my hair like cock! Aiyo.. want to act oso cant.
I hv brought a pack of cigarratte to Signapore , and the cigarattes become lesser and lesser... How can i tahan until Chinese New Year? I will go back to Malaysia during Chinese New Year. It is no worth to buy the fucking cibai cigarrattes in Singapore due to the Fucking lancau garment charged it very high! even Pall Mall( the cigarratte that i wouldnt take in M'sia) cost $8.80 !!!!
Haiz... I'm so kesian in Singapore......

My friend got marriage

My 2nd semester in NUS will start soon. I hv enjoyed my one month holiday in my hometown, Jasin. I met a lot of my best friends that i missed in my hometown. I hv to congratulate to one of my best friend , Jason , he got marriage three weeks ago! I and some of my Malacca friends hv gone to his wedding dinner. Before talking about the wedding dinner , i would like to say something about the new couple. Jason, 19, his wife, Fen 21. 19 years old get marriage ord, i dun hv gf even i m 20,hmm...... Actually, Jason "was " a 蒲 kaki , cigarattes , alchohol, disco, pub ..... everything he can. He is only 19, still 花样年华 , still got chances to fuck a lot of gals y did he get marriage at that fucking early year?I think u guys can guess larr.... Lancau accidentally misshoting lor... Haiz 有个老儭,从此被困(cantonese). I have no chance to go disco and taker gals with him liao.... However, it is a good advice for teenagers who have gf nowaday, not only Jason, alot of my friends got marriage ord due to lancau missshoting, all of them regret after marriage. Jason did told me he hv to worry about financial problem for his family after marrige and he cant play a lot like us ord... haiz.. so kesian.... Hey teenagers , Pls dun lancau still short but hv to learn to be a father ord....its a inferno....
I sad to see my friend get marriage , but i like to go my friend wedding dinner, haha, coz there hv unlimited cigarattes and beers for me to smoke and drink. I m the person can be satisfied my life with only beers and cigarattes! And my friends too! Some of my friends drinks until mabuk but still can sing at the stage in front of the ppl inthe wedding dinner, but he forget wat he hv done at that night, haha, this is kaki botol lor.... After we "cheers"! for several times, two of my friends drink too much until vomit! Haaa... the geli one is , One of my friends vomit on the table!
Yiak! He is my ex-monitor, a good and responsible boy ,looked gentelman but learn ppl to drink beer, haha , that what he got. Pls dun drinks too much if u dun hv experience to control , ok?
We(group of my friends) expect some of our friends will marrige soon too, i hope it can be reality coz i like to go my friends wedding dinner, can smokes and drink with my friends, haha....

My friends sang in mabuk during the wedding dinner

Marriage couple and my ex-classmate

Hi everybody.. Welcome to my blog!

This is my 1st blog in my life ! Firstly, i would like to say something about myself. I am a Malaysian and i proud to be a Malayisian . I have my primary education in chinese , secondary education in malay and tertiary education in english...... Wonder??? This is a Malaysian chinese has to be lorrr... I study in National University of Singapore(NUS) and i proud to be NUS student too coz NUS ranked top quatile in the world o...... Dun play play...
I come from a small town in malacca , called Jasin, there is a heaven for me. As my family there, my good friends there , my gangs there... most importantly i spent my childhood there, I hv left a lot of stories there.
Ok , i dun wanna be too loso, talk about wat i will write in my blog now. I will talk about my daily life, interesting political issues , news...... As i come from diffrerent language culture, my blog may contain some malay and chinese phrases and some hokkien badwords. Hee. If u dun understand malay and chinese, juz find dictionary lorrr.. If u dun understand English? i dunno wat i m going to do...
If u find my blog is intersting, can ladies and gentlemen recommendto ur friends, i will appreciate u. If u think my blog is fucking damn boring, juz put some comments and dun tell others, ok? pls....
Hope all of u can enjoy in my blog!